It’s all about the genitals this week at Things I Thought. Specifically, female genitals.
Never mind do the carpets match the curtains, now we have to worry about the baseboards as well.
The product page reads
My New Pink Button ™ is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia.
There is no other product like it.
This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss.
While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!
(Except now everyone knows she dyes)
As I see it, the biggest market for this is the old folks’ home. Splash a little MNPB on your old lady parts and Chester down the hall thinks you are the hot new nurse (unless of course he looks at your hair or face or any other part of you).
One thing the website doesn’t address: does My New Pink Button rub off on your Cuchini?