When she’s not kicking ass and taking names, Ashley is decorating her dream house with pink canopy beds, corvettes, and dreamy, unemployed plastic men. After 20-something years in the beauty industry (i.e. being beautiful), and some fewer in publishing, Ashley has decided to showcase her serious side by sharing her innermost thoughts. A native California blonde, she has teamed up with a New England brunette to make the world a better place by narrating the things she thought of herself.
Beth grew up in the small state of Rhode Island which explains her East Coast puritanical hang-ups about work clothes. It does not, however, explain her love of Buffalo wings. After a short career as a high-school teacher, Beth and her husband, Philly Vanilly, moved to the beautiful state of California to explore the dark underside of San Francisco’s Tenderloin. Their stay in California produced tremendous results: the exposure to cross-dressing co-workers, the joy of new parenthood, and most importantly a strong friendship between Beth and a lovely gypsy girl named Ashley. This is where the story begins.