Please note: I’m not trying to be vulgar. Just stating the facts.
It’s that time again. I’ve found another ridiculous product for ladies: The Cuchini.
The company’s website explains, “The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc). It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as ‘Camel Toe.'”
The site goes on, “Camel Toe might be hot… if you are a Guy!! But who wants to be the one sporting it? Some secrets are meant to be kept.” Hold on. Do guys really think camel toe is hot? If so, WHY?!? It’s so unappealing. And for any woman who has tried on too tight pants (i.e. pants that by some act of God with the help of Crisco you’ve managed to put on), it’s extremely uncomfortable. Clothes are supposed to hide anatomy not publicize it.
Next, what is “the secret meant to be kept?” Half of the population has vaginas and the other half wants to be around them. This is not top secret government intelligence.
If you’re still unconvinced you need to hide your “mons pubis area” (because Cuchini keeps it classy), they reason, “As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today’s world, there is no bush for the cush.” Too far, Cuchini, too far.
Like the makers of Cuchini, I’ve also come up with a simple solution to eliminate camel toe. Wear properly fitted clothing. The end.
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