Enjoy these lesser known facts about Beth. All true.
10: Like me, she is the middle child in her family. As such, Beth excels at both blending in and sticking out. Typical to middle childom, she is the most attractive offspring.
9: She makes real homemade food. When she hosted a slumber party, she created pizza from scratch. And, I don’t mean Boboli crust. She literally mixed, kneaded and baked pizza dough.
8: Beth is super picky about her eyebrows. She has a very clear vision of how they should look.
7: She’s like fer sher smarter than me. When I took a grammar class last year (NERD ALERT), she was the only one who explained sentence labeling in a reasonable way.
6: If you were stranded on a desert island with her, yarn and knitting needles, you would survive. She can make any garment. Also, you can use the needles to capture food and the yarn as fishing wire.
5: The big balls on Wipeout have always and will always provide her with endless entertainment.
4: She gives honest, frank opinions such as, “You are a little like Frankenstein’s monster. But a hotter version” and “I think the Romans probably threw a classy orgy.”
3: Her preferred social media site is Twitter, but you can not follow her. Her tweets are private ensuring that only the most exclusive VIPs benefit from her wit. On the contrary, I am a Twhore (follow me: http://twitter.com/ashmerica).
2: The first time Beth met her future husband, she wasn’t a fan.
1: Her favorite song is “There’s a Place in France.”