I asked Phil what I should say about Lent, and he said:
Lent, the opposite of borrowed
And I said:
That’s not funny. Shut up.
I didn’t really, I just gave him a look that means that. It’s this look:
Anyway, like Ashley, I also was raised Catholic and went to Catholic school. Unlike Ashley, I don’t intend to give up anything for Lent.
It’s not as though I think I am perfect. It’s just that so many people have so far to go before they catch up with me that it only seems fair to give everyone a few decades of sacrifice and self improvement to even the playing field. To help make this game of life fair, I have compiled a list of items/activities you might want to give up to be more like me.
Choose any or all this Lent and become more
*It’s possible this offends someone. I’m not apologizing – just letting you know.