The following count as dates when you have a baby
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- Driving in the car together with a sleeping baby.
- A passing ass-grab.
- The hour between when the baby is finally asleep and before you pass out from exhaustion.
- Any time you manage to put on lipstick and brush your hair.
- If you get to sleep in the same bed for more than two hours.
- Drinking. Any time, not going out for drinks.
- Phone conversations.
- Discussions about current events.