…about RAWC&A*: Thong Pantyhose (NSFW)

It’s so tempting (so tempting) just to tell you what these are and let you think about it. I am pretty sure you could break down the nonsense on your own. But that’s what I get paid for here at TIT, so I guess I’ll do my job.

Click for a link to more color options and significantly more pornographic asses.

So here’s what I think. I think that someone thought women were not tortured enough by thongs or pantyhose and tried to marry them. Here are some items I would suggest adding to help with the torture:

  • High heels
  • Extreme lifting bras
  • Enemas

Also, let’s discuss: Is that a plastic butt?

ETA: I was thinking about this. The draw of the thong is the absence of pantylines. But, good friends, pantyhose don’t give you pantylines. Thong pantyhose are like chocolate that tastes bad, but still makes you gain weight.

ETA2: I should clarify that I get these are supposed to be sexy, but I keep thinking about that extra waist roll pantyhose give most women. Not sexy.

*Random Ass Women’s Clothing and Accessories

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12 Responses to …about RAWC&A*: Thong Pantyhose (NSFW)

  1. WHO PAYS YOU?!?

    I think it’s a real butt. The hose look really uncomfortable, and totally unnecessary b/c normal ones don’t leave VPL. It makes no sense.

    Also, I like all the things you think are torture:
    High heels = pretend height
    Extreme lifting bras = pretend boobs
    Enemas = pretend weight loss

    Win. Win. Win.

  2. JR says:

    They’re actually not as uncomfortable as they look.

  3. MM Mim says:

    Whatever that model got paid it isn’t enough. Fortunately she doesn’t have the expense of food.

  4. Maggie says:

    Hey Bethro,
    My baby sister Elizabeth G turned me on to your blog. She says she used to work with you. Anyway, another great post.

    Have these people never heard of thigh highs? No panty line, no hopping around banging your elbows on the tp holder and feminine product containers. The only reason for wearing pantyhose with a waist is if they were control top and I can only assume that if they were the pressure coming from the back would rip your crack in twain.

  5. beth g says:

    Alas, not only did the sister in AZ (Katie) move back to StL [so she’s now suffering a midwest winter], but the sister above (Maggie) would likely not conspire to move me back west. My Mom is happy now that we’re all back in MO. You see, misery loves company…
    😉 jk

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