Alt Title: My Imaginary Conversation with Santa
BR: Hello, Santa. How are you today?
SC: Ho ho ho!
BR: ummmm…I’m sorry?
SC: Merry Christmas!
BR: Well thank you. Merry Christmas to you.
BR: So, Santa. I hear you make toys for a living.
SC: Have you been a good little girl this year?
BR: I really don’t think that’s any of your business.
SC: I’m making a list and checking it twice.
BR: [politely ignores apparent non-sequitur] Are you really? How nice. What is it about? Is it a grocery list? Are you prone to errors?
SC: I need to know who is naughty and who is nice.
[BR clears throat]
BR: Well I guess I’ll be shoving off then.
SC: There’s Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
BR: There’s…and Dancer?
SC: And Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.
BR: Are you screwing with me?
SC: Are you on Facebook?
*Photos in homage to Ashley’s Santa post. Also, photo 1 about 6 years old and photo 2 about 2 years old.